I know exactly what you are thinking. There’s something going through your head that’s got you thinking it’s absolutely ludicrous to take some random casual date to a fine steak house. Well, I live in Houston, TX and I’m not afraid to take a girl on a nice date. Given that I’m not super rich, I don’t do it that often. However, when I do meet a really hot girl online that I without a doubt want to score with, I pull out all the stops. Yes, you heard it correctly. I take some of these girls that I meet on Fuckbook to a nice dinner. We typically have a few martinis a nice meal and we end up at a hotel or my place to fuck like crazy. Now, that being said, I’ll tell you my favorite steak houses in the Houston area that I go to. If you live in the area, then you might want to try this same tactic.
Top Steak Houses In Houston Texas That I Take Dates
This list is in no specific order as all the Houston steakhouses are so damn money within the list that I can’t even rank them. They are delish!
Pappas Bros Steakhouse
Honestly, the Pappas Bros Steakhouse is so fucking top notch it’s almost untouchable. I typically pick up the New York strip every single time I visit this place. The mac and cheese is absolutely delicious here but I tend to steer clear of that if I’m on a casual hookup date. They make me sleepy and I want to have plenty of energy for the night! I try to steer clear of any deserts too. I’ll have an espresso but that’s about it.
5839 Westheimer Rd
Houston, TX 77057
Vic and Anthony’s Steakhouse
Honestly, this one isn’t my favorite but it’s definitely a top 4 choice for taking a date. The restaurant is located in the Downtown Houston area and it’s got a great vibe. I always valet park at this restaurant because it’s that much easier to get out when you want to head home to hook up. I typically go with the smoked pork T-bone at Vic and Anthony’s. While they do have great steak, I love their pork as well. I should also mention that the cocktails at this place are out of this world! Actually, now that I think of it, I do love the steak but the pork is my favorite. Some people think this is the best steakhouse in Houston. They might not be wrong!
1510 Texas Ave
Houston, TX 77002
This place called Brennan’s is a rather decent steak house. It’s not as pricey as the last two that I’ve mentioned but it’s just as good. The wait staff is very polite and I’ve never had a bad meal. It is almost identical in terms of taste and fine dining to the location based in New Orleans. They’ve got a soup that’s pretty legit and a wine selection that you wouldn’t believe. It’s a very romantic atmosphere so you’ll want to make sure you bring someone you want to get intimate with to this restaurant.
3300 Smith St
Houston, TX 77006
While I tend to stick to bar seating at this restaurant, it’s a top notch steak house in Houston to meet someone for drinks or dinner. I love the NY strip at this restaurant and they make awesome blue cheese olive martinis. Since I’m a sucker for these drinks and I know most women are as well, it’s a great spot to take someone to dine nicely, then fuck roughly. Boom! I said it! I’ve even met some lonely milfs at the bar and had the pleasure of hooking up with them. It’s not all that difficult, just don’t be an asshole. It’s definitely one of the better steak houses in the Houston area. Don’t discount it even though it’s a chain. It’s still a legit spot to dine.
2405 W Alabama St
Houston, TX 77098
Last but not least, I like to go to Houston’s with my casual dates. The reason I like this restaurant so much is that it’s not overly expensive and there’s something on the menu for everyone. The sister restaurant is called Hillstone and the menu is exactly the same. I’ve dined at both and I can say that they are both wonderful. Try the Hawaiian steak or the crab cakes. The ribs are pretty awesome too if you’re into that type of messy eating. I try to keep it clean when on dates. In fact, I spend a lot of time at this restaurant during happy hour just to meet girls at the bar. The drinks are fucking money at Houston’s and Hillstone. I can almost guarantee that you’ll love the experience.
4848 Kirby Dr
Houston, TX 77098
Other steak houses worth mentioning are Trulucks, Chama Gaúcha Brazilian, and Del Frisco’s. I’d say you can’t really go wrong with any of those places either!
That’s a rundown of my favorite steak houses in the Houston, TX area. If you have any others that you think I should add to the list please send them my way. I can honestly say that I’ve had success taking at least one person I’ve met online to each of the restaurants mentioned above and I’ve had sex with them following dinner. Don’t hate on me and my accomplishments. If you want the same results, just find someone in your hometown that’s looking to bang, message them and make a plan. It’s not rocket science, it’s just effort! One last thing before I go, I must advise that you never ever take any escorts that you meet to these restaurants. You shouldn’t be spending any money on those girls aside from paying them for their services. Even at that, I’d steer clear from them!