Best Bars To Meet Girls In El Paso, TX


If you want to find a city that is brimming with gorgeous women looking to hookup, look no further than El Paso, Texas. This is a large city with a lot of people. The majority of that population is female and they like to bang. Thanks to the high number of young ladies in the city, the dating scene can be very exciting if you know which bars and clubs to go to. Not to mention, some of these ladies are very much into the swinglifestyle and everything that comes with it! I can’t say enough great things about the girls into that stuff either. To be honest, not really sure where to even begin with that. At any rate, I’ll give you my take on the hottest bars to meet horny chicks in El Paso!

Best Bars In El Paso Tx To Meet Girls

Inside the Hoppy Monk bar in El Paso, TX

Top Ten List Of Awesome El Paso Bars To Meet Hot Girls

Below are some suggestions on some local bars where you can find some of the finest single ladies in El Paso, TX. Whether you give one or all of them a shot, you’d be a fool to not try any of them.

  1. Teddy’s Night Club – This El Paso club is a longtime destination for tourists looking to party. They have Salsa dancing and live bands to keep the scene vibrant and there is never a shortage of pretty ladies. I’ve actually gone home with a girl that I met at this nightclub. Yes, I ended up having sex with her. It was blurry but nevertheless, I got my jimmy wet.
  2. Club 101 – Come here for a nice mix of music from the 80’s and 90’s. If you’re looking to connect with a mature milf or two, then you might find them here. This spot draws women from of a wide range of ages from young college girls to horny older cougars. Friday nights are jammed because ladies get in for free.
  3. The Stampede – This is one of the many cowboy bars in Texas, but it is one of the most popular in El Paso for sure. They play country music as well as hip-hop and party music. This bar has a free night for the ladies as well, but this one is on Thursday nights. I like getting drunk (even though I say not to) on Thursday, it primes me just right for Friday night fun!
  4. Erin’s Bar and Grill – The best part of this karaoke bar is the covered patio that gives it a great party vibe. They play a good assortment of music on the patio and have a nice selection of karaoke tunes as well. Groups of hot girls love to come in and sing karaoke with their friends.
  5. Eloise – This restaurant and bar has a nice European-inspired atmosphere and specializes in healthy dishes. Local women with class and killer bodies frequent this classy establishment for a casual meal with drinks at the bar. It’s also a nice place to take a date out for fine dining in the dining room.
  6. Blackbird Cantina Deluxe – This popular beer garden is known for its selection of great beers and great music. It has a charming old fashioned atmosphere and cheap drinks. They are also known for their excellent service.
  7. The Hoppy Monk – This beer garden and cocktail bar have a huge selection of draft beers. The food is awesome too. In fact, I think it’s the food that keeps people coming back again and again, especially hot women. Use your Fuckbook app here if you use it anywhere.
  8. Hope and Anchor – I love this place. It’s a bar with a great vibe and a nice view of the Franklin mountains. The way it’s lit and decorated and the location makes it a perfect place to strike up a conversation with a cute girl.
  9. King’s X Bar – This spot is a really cool neighborhood bar that has been open since 1963. It’s got with karaoke, live music, and assorted events that take place on the regular. A must see for those that have never been.
  10. Blu – Enjoy great music from DJ’s and live bands and they even have professional dancers performing on stage to keep up the level of excitement and sexuality. No cover for women on Saturday nights ensures a high number of stunning single females.

Now, if you’re only in town for a couple of days, then you’ll want to try at least two or three of these places. When you do, have your mobile phone ready to chat with patrons. Connect with them online then approach them after the fact. Trust me, it’ll give you a solid head start!

Places To Meet Women In Houston Texas


Meeting women in Houston is actually pretty simple. There are plenty of places that you can visit to meet milfs, cougars, and even girls in college.

You don’t want to waste your time simply hanging out with people you know in the wrong places. I know all the hottest spots to meet horny milfs and other women willing to hook up with guys in Houston. Take a couple of minutes to read this blog post and up your game fast if you live in the local area.

I’m not going to beat around the bush here. I have something that I think gives me a bit of an edge in the local area. I utilize an online dating site that I feel is a no-brainer if you want to meet women to bang. Online dating, especially the type that warrants a no strings attached connection can help you meet local women in the area. That’s just the beginning, though, you need to use the tools that you have injunction with the information that you’re being provided today. Now, let’s get started…

Places To Meet Hot Women In Houston

Credit: Picture of the Remington Bar at the St. Regis Hotel in Houston, TX

Most Popular Places To Meet Women In Houston

There are plenty of top-notch places to meet women in Houston, TX. Having resided there for quite some time, I know all the hot spots. Let me start by covering some of the basics first, then I’ll get into the more specific locations throughout the area.

Boutique Coffee Shops

Did you know that this city has a ton of boutique coffee shops scattered around the city? If you include the typical Starbucks, then you’ve got an unbelievable number of cafes and coffee shops that milfs and college students hang out at all day long. Yes, I’m talking about the hot students studying for exams and those lonely cougars that are killing time in between yoga classes and hooking up with random men while their hubbies are at work.

It’s the perfect spot for sparking conversations with people and I can guarantee that you’ll eventually meet someone that’s physically attracted to you.

Cooking Class

Did you know that taking a cooking class can actually help you meet cougars and naughty girls in the local area? This works quite well especially if you’re a younger guy. Mature women in the class may take advantage of you and try to teach you how to cook. I don’t know about you but that sounds like a blast to me!

There’s a place specifically called the Urban Chef which provides cooking classes late at night. This is where working women go to meet young guys and have a fun cooking experience. Trust me, I’ve done it myself.

Local Comedy Shows

I’ve been known to hang around the Houston Improv on more than one occasion. I go to comedy clubs alone to meet local girls that are out on the town with their friends. Bachelorette parties, birthdays, and even just a typical thirsty Thursday mean that women of all kinds are out and about looking for a laugh and perhaps to meet someone to hook up with. You can also try the Sportz Comedy Club. This is great on Saturday nights but it fills up pretty fast on the weekend.

Houston’s Best Mall

I’m telling you, there are literally thousands of women roaming the Galleria Mall in Houston, TX and it might be one of the best places to meet someone. Women from all over the country visit this mall when they come to Houston. There’s a strong chance that you’ll come across a horny milf that’s looking for sex if you sync this location up with your dating app. Sure, the number of women using this site can be unbearably overwhelming but that’s the beauty of it. More women, more chances to successfully meet someone.

Houston Micro Breweries

There are plenty of local breweries in the area that offer a tasting tour for people that visit. Breweries such as Karbach and Buffalo Bayou offer tours and they have spots where you can hang out and down some beers. You’ll meet plenty of people that are simply looking to have fun, learn something, drink beer, and perhaps make a friend or two.

Specific Bars and Restaurants To Meet Girls

I’m going to be getting into some specifics here with regards to bars and restaurants in Houston. There are some places that I’d consider better places to hang out and drink if you want to meet single cougars and milfs. While there are also others that cater to the younger college girl crowd. Find out which spots are highly recommended and why.


This bar is known for their drunken pineapples and tasty drinks. If you’re into mature women, then this might be the spot for you.

I’ve slugged down many fruity drinks at this small bar and I’ve had plenty of $0.25 pineapples as well. It’s downtown and one of the best spots for those looking to just get polluted and take home a cougar.

902 Capitol St
Houston, TX 77002

Remington Bar

Next on the list is the infamous Remington Bar. This bar is conveniently located downtown in the St. Regis Hotel. The reason I like this bar is because it’s an easy spot for me to meet someone and rent a room to smash hours later.

Plenty of women that stay here have money and they tend to get a bit rowdy when they go on vacation with girls. It’s upscale enough to where you’re going to encounter plenty of beautiful women that take care of themselves and love martinis and wine. What’s not to love about that!

St. Regis Hotel
1919 Briar Oaks Ln
Houston, TX 77027

Sullivan’s Steak

I didn’t mention this in my post about steakhouses because I hadn’t tried it at the time. However, after giving this place a chance, I have to recommend it to you. I’d feel comfortable adding it to the list here.

Anyway, this is a hot spot for people looking to have a nice meal and meet some well-dressed milfs and cougars. The type of women that eat at this steakhouse and even hang out at the bar are top notch for sure. If you’re looking to have an old fashioned or a martini and steak, then you’ve certainly chosen the right place.

4608 Westheimer Rd
Houston, TX 77027

Howl At The Moon

I had to mention a bar called Howl At The Moon. It’s a place that has two pianos where musicians will duel each other on the piano all night long.

The drinks are strong and the live entertainment doesn’t get any better than this. Lots of women go here to dance and let loose. You know what happens when women let loose right? They get really horny!

612 Hadley St
Houston, TX 77002

Anyway, that’s all I got in terms of spots for you to check out in Houston to meet college girls, cougars, or just the typical local milf. If you use your fuckbook app and visit these places and still cannot get laid, I’ll buy an escort to do it for you! However, I would never recommend doing that. Please do yourself a favor and read this to find out why! That’s how confident I am. Good luck!

Best Steak Houses In Houston For Casual Dating


I know exactly what you are thinking. There’s something going through your head that’s got you thinking it’s absolutely ludicrous to take some random casual date to a fine steak house. Well, I live in Houston, TX and I’m not afraid to take a girl on a nice date. Given that I’m not super rich, I don’t do it that often. However, when I do meet a really hot girl online that I without a doubt want to score with, I pull out all the stops. Yes, you heard it correctly. I take some of these girls that I meet on Fuckbook to a nice dinner. We typically have a few martinis a nice meal and we end up at a hotel or my place to fuck like crazy. Now, that being said, I’ll tell you my favorite steak houses in the Houston area that I go to. If you live in the area, then you might want to try this same tactic.

top five houston steak houses

Top Steak Houses In Houston Texas That I Take Dates

This list is in no specific order as all the Houston steakhouses are so damn money within the list that I can’t even rank them. They are delish!

Pappas Bros Steakhouse
Honestly, the Pappas Bros Steakhouse is so fucking top notch it’s almost untouchable. I typically pick up the New York strip every single time I visit this place. The mac and cheese is absolutely delicious here but I tend to steer clear of that if I’m on a casual hookup date. They make me sleepy and I want to have plenty of energy for the night! I try to steer clear of any deserts too. I’ll have an espresso but that’s about it.

5839 Westheimer Rd
Houston, TX 77057

Vic and Anthony’s Steakhouse
Honestly, this one isn’t my favorite but it’s definitely a top 4 choice for taking a date.  The restaurant is located in the Downtown Houston area and it’s got a great vibe. I always valet park at this restaurant because it’s that much easier to get out when you want to head home to hook up. I typically go with the smoked pork T-bone at Vic and Anthony’s. While they do have great steak, I love their pork as well. I should also mention that the cocktails at this place are out of this world! Actually, now that I think of it, I do love the steak but the pork is my favorite. Some people think this is the best steakhouse in Houston. They might not be wrong!

1510 Texas Ave
Houston, TX 77002

This place called Brennan’s is a rather decent steak house. It’s not as pricey as the last two that I’ve mentioned but it’s just as good. The wait staff is very polite and I’ve never had a bad meal. It is almost identical in terms of taste and fine dining to the location based in New Orleans. They’ve got a soup that’s pretty legit and a wine selection that you wouldn’t believe. It’s a very romantic atmosphere so you’ll want to make sure you bring someone you want to get intimate with to this restaurant.

3300 Smith St
Houston, TX 77006

While I tend to stick to bar seating at this restaurant, it’s a top notch steak house in Houston to meet someone for drinks or dinner. I love the NY strip at this restaurant and they make awesome blue cheese olive martinis. Since I’m a sucker for these drinks and I know most women are as well, it’s a great spot to take someone to dine nicely, then fuck roughly. Boom! I said it! I’ve even met some lonely milfs at the bar and had the pleasure of hooking up with them. It’s not all that difficult, just don’t be an asshole. It’s definitely one of the better steak houses in the Houston area. Don’t discount it even though it’s a chain. It’s still a legit spot to dine.

2405 W Alabama St
Houston, TX 77098

Houston’s Restaurant
Last but not least, I like to go to Houston’s with my casual dates. The reason I like this restaurant so much is that it’s not overly expensive and there’s something on the menu for everyone. The sister restaurant is called Hillstone and the menu is exactly the same. I’ve dined at both and I can say that they are both wonderful. Try the Hawaiian steak or the crab cakes. The ribs are pretty awesome too if you’re into that type of messy eating. I try to keep it clean when on dates. In fact, I spend a lot of time at this restaurant during happy hour just to meet girls at the bar. The drinks are fucking money at Houston’s and Hillstone. I can almost guarantee that you’ll love the experience.

4848 Kirby Dr
Houston, TX 77098

Other steak houses worth mentioning are Trulucks, Chama Gaúcha Brazilian, and Del Frisco’s. I’d say you can’t really go wrong with any of those places either!

That’s a rundown of my favorite steak houses in the Houston, TX area. If you have any others that you think I should add to the list please send them my way. I can honestly say that I’ve had success taking at least one person I’ve met online to each of the restaurants mentioned above and I’ve had sex with them following dinner. Don’t hate on me and my accomplishments. If you want the same results, just find someone in your hometown that’s looking to bang, message them and make a plan. It’s not rocket science, it’s just effort! One last thing before I go, I must advise that you never ever take any escorts that you meet to these restaurants. You shouldn’t be spending any money on those girls aside from paying them for their services. Even at that, I’d steer clear from them!