Being alone during the holidays absolutely sucks. Which is why I’m so grateful that so many casual dating sites exist today. Christmas sex is an annual goal of mine and even though I don’t have a steady girlfriend, I do my best to try and get laid during the holiday. It sounds a bit fucked up but it’s true. I true to bang a different girl every Christmas eve and then tell them “Merry Christmas.” If you want to have a successful Christmas bang, then you best pay close attention to what I’m about to share with you!
Tips For Getting Lucky And Having Great Christmas Sex
I’m not going to beat around the bush here. It’s pretty easy to have sex on Christmas or even Christmas Eve if you know what you’re doing. I’m a veteran at this casual sex stuff, so just listen closely and do whatever I say to do.
The first thing you want to do is make sure you’ve got an active membership to a dating site that you can use. It can’t be any of that Match.com pussy dating shit either. It’s gotta be on a site that’s meant to connect people for sex. If not, join this one here today.
Once you’ve got a site to use, now you need to set your profile in trueXmass form. I suggest that it is decked out for Christmas. Don’t worry, you don’t have to keep it that way forever but girls like that type of thing especially if you make it sexual and fun. Don’t just toss up a santa hat with a pic of your cock unless your hung like crazy.
Now, you’ve got to let your message be heard. You should really just put it in your tagline. Just post, “Looking for Christmas sex” and that should stir things up a bit! I’ve been using that same line for years and I’m not afraid to continue to do so.
Once you hook a few girls, let them know the real deal. Tell them that you get off to fucking on Christmas and you’d love to share that experience with them. Be sure to tell them it’s nothing more than a quickie and that they will have time to spend with their families for sure.
This same approach helped me fuck a random local girl that I met online last xmas eve. We banged sitting in a chair in my kitchen. It might have been the best Christmas sex I’ve ever had in my entire lifetime.
Tis the season to get some booty! Fuck a la, la, la, la, la, la, lot!!!!