The Essential Online Booty Call Kit

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I was sick and tired of hearing my friends ask me over and over what the essentials are of having an online booty call. I decided to put together a list of items that I would consider to be the essential online booty call.

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My Essential Online Booty Call Survival Kit

Here’s the list of items. They’re essentials. Know them, get them and succeed.

Smartphone

You probably already have this one covered but I’ll mention it anyway. If you don’t have an iPhone, Android or Samsung Galaxy or whatever the fuck smart phone you prefer. Just get one and have it on you at all times. If you’re a habitual battery draining smartphone abuser then bring an extra battery. You never want to lose juice in this crazy game.

Dating Membership

This should also go without saying but I constantly have to remind my buddies about it. You need to join a fuck dating site. If you’re not a member, literally drop everything you’re doing and join one. It’ll be the smartest thing you do all week. Now, you need to make sure you download any app that the site might comes with as well. It’s pretty much essential, so get snapping on it asap. I’ve already given you plenty of options for sites to join too. This shouldn’t bee too difficult.

Confidence

Okay, so this one might be a tough one if you’re new to the booty call game but you’ve got to have some confidence my brotha! Bring your A-game like Lebron James when he’s driving to the hole. If you want to successfully close a booty call online out then you need to be on point and keep confident about doing so. Some people don’t think it’s possible but I’m here to tell you that even if you’ve got no confidence today, you can somehow drum up the courage when the time comes. Just believe in yourself.

Cash

Sometimes booty calls want to get a drink at a local bar. Sometimes they want to order food or a movie. Sometimes they may even want you to buy them cigarettes, candy or whatever the fuck they need. Your job is to just do it!

Condoms

This one is important. You need condoms on you at all times. You never, ever know when you’re going to get that booty call so you better be prepared to fuck anytime and any day of the week.┬áListen, I don’t care if you’re in the neighborhood bar or if you’re on a vacation in Puerto Rico on a tequila bender. You better find a way to get your hands on some rubbers. It’s better to be safe than sorry!

That my friends is the online booty call checklist. Keep this list on you at all times and read it daily. Memorize this motherfucker. Now got out and do the damn thang! Oh and if a booty call isn’t on your sex bucket list then you better had the now!

 

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