Sex Slang Terms You Need To Be Familiar With

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We’ve all done it before. I’m talking about spending hours coming up with creative sex slang terms. These creative terms make talking about sex more fun and they can often lead to having sex if you use them in the proper manner. Since the 1980’s people have been creating slang terms for having sex or aka fucking. I’m here to share a little history lesson with you. You need to know what’s hip and which terms are used today, especially if you’re trying to chat with a girl on a fuckbook website. You can’t date online and not be up to snuff with the sex lingo. Read this to get your head on straight before you go chatting online with that fuck slut down the road.

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The History Of Sex Slang Terms

I tried to keep these in chronological order but didn’t do a very good job. Nevertheless, read up and find out all about these slang bang terms.

Knocking The Boots
This slang term goes back to the early 1980s when all those cowboy movies were popular. You know, the really shitty movies that were only good during the sex scenes. Well, the guys and gals both wore coyboy boots and when they fucked, those boots were knocking! That’s how this term came about!

Let’s “Bone”
The term “bone” is pretty self explanatory. Actually, if you need me to explain this one, then you should probably give up on dating in generally. You guessed it! It’s all about putting the “D” aka bone in the “P” and that’s a wrap.

Humpty Hump
A famous rap group named Digital Underground made this term uber popular. The rapper, Shock G was like a super hero in the bedroom and like Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde, Shock G had Humpty Hump. He would fuck tons of bitches and well, the rest is pretty easy to figure out.

Bumping Uglies
The rap group called House of Pain is responisble for crafting this term. The slang sex term spawned sometime in the 90s. It was actually something that they would rap about quite often. If you weren’t bumping uglies or bumping nasties back in the day then you were a total square.

Getting Jiggy With It
We’ve got another slang term from the 90s that might be the most popular of them all. Will Smith sang a song which was originally referring to just dancing up a storm. However, it’s easy to see how closely it can be related to hooking up. ALl I’m saying is that I’ve never referred to “getting jiggy with it” when dancing.

Get Your Freak On
Missy Elliot was probably the most famous female rapper in the 1990s. She has a song where the corus is nothing but her singing, “get your freak on.” It’s pretty easy to understand what she means by “freak” and if you’re even a little smart you’ll understand she means get your fuck on! Something you should be trying to do with some naughty local girl.

Smang
That’s the smash bang mixer that makes you want to go find someone to fuck right now! Sure it sounds a little different but it’s a term that’s definitely popular. Let’s just say it’s popular enough to be listed in Urban Dictionary. Once that happens, the creator has made it. In this particular case, it was some folks from SNL that coined this term.

Smush
This is a sex slang classic! You remember the smush room form the Jersey Shore show right? Who could forget all the Jersey sluts that spent nights in the smush room. This was perhaps the best part of the entire show and people to this day still talk about “smashing.” I can’t blame them. I love to smash hot girls.

Netflix and Chill
Okay, so this term is used invite someone over to watch a move. The kicker here is that a “Netflix and chill” night basically means watching part of a movie and banging someone. It was once innocent and now it’s just all about the sex. Can’t say that I’m mad either!

Well, those are the sex slang terms that you need to know about. Feel free to use them during your video chats or sexting with girls you meet online. Heck, if you’re in deep enough and you’re with a girl, feel free to ask if she’s down for any of those above. If you rather be more forward, just let her know you want to fuck her.

Use Netflix and Chill To Get You Laid

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For quite some time now I’ve been using this little tactic in order to get and it involves both Netflix and for more proper terminology, spending time with someone. Now, this tactic is pretty much a proven winner if you’re trying to get lucky with a girl you’ve recently met on any of the sex date sites that exist out there. I typically use the “Netflix and chill” line at least once or twice a week and low and behold it works.  But before I get into how I go about using it, let me explain it a bit more.

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Does Netflix and Chill Actually Work?

For those of you that may not know what the term, “Netflix and Chill” means, I’m going to share it with you. According to the site, PopSugar, the saying, “watch netflix and chill” became popular recently and it’s basically code that primarily guys would use in order to get a girl to come over there house. The objective was to get a cute girl back to their house or apartment, put on Netflix and hook up during a show. This is pretty typical but never had a proper name until recent. Now it seems like Netflix is code for banging and it sure as hell works well! Don’t take my word for it though. Instead, I’d suggest you try it out yourself to see just how effective it really can be. Here’s how I use it…

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Since I tend to use Fuckbook.net more than most dating sites, I’ll share with you exactly what I do in order to get laid using this code. First off, it’s a well-known fact that this code works best during the work week. That’s because many people want to make the best of their weekend and actually venture out on the town versus head to someone’s house for some fun on a Friday or Saturday night. That said, I’d suggest you start using this approach on Monday. What I first typically do is begin messaging or starting a chat conversation with some of the girls on the site and begin to flirt online with each one of them. I would wait until we were deep into a conversation before making the move to ask her to hang out. Once the timing is right, I’ll then casually ask the girl if she wants to come over to watch Netflix and chill. Most girls either know what that means or they don’t and they are soon to find out once they arrive!

It’s really that simple. Now, since it’s only Wednesday, you have time to try out this tactic. I suggest you get out there and try to get laid using this approach.

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