Fort Worth Escorts And Why I Opt For Dating Sites Instead

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If you are travelling to any of the big urban cities of Texas, like Fort Worth, you may want to have some fun. You may end up wanting to hire an escort to help you get through a lonely night in olde town. But before you think of hiring any Fort Worth escort parading the Backpage ads then you need to know a few things. I’m only giving you this advice because I’ve spent time in the local Fort Worth area and I’ve used enough classified ads to know what to look out for. Here are some important things to know before you go trying to hook up with some Backpage Texas mutt. I gave the call girls in Houston a try. So I figured why not Fort Worth!

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Everything You Need To Know About Fort Worth Escorts

I’ll get started by sharing some insight on the independent side of things. Actually, let me step back for a second. I’ll start by letting it be known that I do not hire any For Worth escorts or sex workers at all anymore. I no longer need to do that, but I’ll cover that later on. Back to the indy girls. Yes, I’m talking about those independent call girls trying to run their own game in the town. Many of the escorts in the Fort Worth area have chosen to go independent. Reason being, the wild west aka the Internet allows these sluts to easily promote themselves without any help. But the problem with independent escort services is that most girls that roll solo do so because they’ve been rejected by agencies for one reason or another. You’re probably thinking to yourself, but Doug, why do would that happen?

Well, I’ll tell you why. It’s because a lot of the indy girls are straight up drug addicts. They don’t care about their bodies or worst case, they are ridden with a number of contagious diseases. Would you be willing to get intimate with a girl who is the carrier of some life-threatening disease? I think not! Agencies don’t want their entire business to crumble because one drug addict hooker doesn’t care about her health. Instead, these girls roll solo and shoot the dice with things themselves.

Now let’s talk about escort agencies in Fort Worth. On the other hand, thanks to the internet and the rising escort business, top notch girls usually end up with an escort agency. There are plenty of agencies within the Fort Worth, TX area that you can choose from but I don’t suggest you doing that just yet. I don’t hire Backpage girls from Fort Worth or anywhere in Texas for that matter. I use a site called Fuck Book to meet girls that want to fuck for free. They have some of the finest ladies on the site that you can connect with, use for sex and never contact them again. You’ll probably even find some lonely milf looking for sex on there too. It’s the best thing since sliced bread!

However, if you’re all about the escorts, then the agencies are a good route to take. If you decide to hire an escort do so through an agency, not some shady Backpage listing. Most agencies require that every girl go through some sort of quality background check. This check is what determines if they are fit to be working escorts. This is something that is not applicable amongst any independent escort listings such as those shown on Backpage.com.

The good thing about using an agency is that most of the services are standardized. They have standards to maintain which is why clients love using agencies. Instead of spinning your wheels trying to get in touch with an independent escort (who may refuse to service you anyway) you can contact an agency and they will do the connection work for you.

The escort agencies that I know of in Fort Worth typically conduct a thorough background check to confirm that the girls aren’t addicted to drugs, don’t have criminal charges and are attractive. Some agencies also use the information you provide them to choose the best girl for your needs. I personally wouldn’t suggest using services from any independent or agency at all. Instead, I strongly suggest that you join a sex network. Ever since I joined this sex site, it’s opened doors that I thought never existed. I actually connected with a ton of local girls going to college in the Fort Worth area. The girls were hot as fuck and some of them fuck like pros. Did I mention that every girl on the casual dating site I used in Fort Worth was willing to have sex with me for free. Yep, you don’t have to pay for sex if you join these sites. That’s the beauty of them. Most people have no idea that this is the case but it’s true. I’d rather join an exclusive sex network and fuck local girls versus try and meet a girl on Backpage and pay her for sex. Fuck that shit!

If you stubbornly decide to use an independent escort or an agency I strongly advise that you check these things out first:

  • Make sure she’s of legal age (don’t have to worry about that when using an agency)
  • Read reviews of customers (every escort has something special up her sleeves. An agency usually provides that info but an independent escort may carry reviews with her to help you out with the decision)
  • You should get to decide how to pay
  • Be patient and nice to escorts (most women will treat you with respect especially if acquired from an agency. Give them the respect they deserve in return )

All that said, stop dicking around and just join a dating site if you live in the Fort Worth, Texas area. There are over 800,000 people living in Fort Worth today. Of those 800,000 people, there are likely 10% at a minimum using hook up sites to meet people. That’s more sex than you can even handle. The chances of your meeting someone is pretty fucking good! That said, there is no reason to be on the hunt for any backpage Fort Worth escorts unless you want to put yourself at risk of many things. If you want to pay for a girl just for the thrill of it, drive down the road and head to The Lodge in Dallas. It’s a stripclub you can throw some money around in.

The Best Strip Clubs in Dallas (My Personal Rankings)

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In Dallas, everyone has a tendency to go big! Many of the people have big egos. Many of the ladies have big hair and the guys have big hats. And they have a tendency to suffer some of the biggest sports losses in history. One thing that guys are absolutely going to love is that they also happen to do strip clubs big.

They did invent breast implants in Dallas after all. So it shouldn’t come as a major surprise to anyone that the ladies in Dallas like to show off their goods!

If you live in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, or you plan to visit at some point in the near future, you should check out our favorite top seven ranked strip clubs if you happen to be in the mood. Whatever you do, you never want to hire escorts as an alternative. It’s a terrible idea. I hired escorts in Houston and it was a huge mistake for all the reasons I’ve shared in this post here.  Now I just use dating sites or I go to strip clubs like those listed below.

Below are my favorites and I’ve ranked them in order for those specifically located in the Dallas, Texas area.

Best Strip Clubs In Dallas Texas

Picture of Main Room at The Lodge in Dallas, TX.

Top 7 Ranked Strip Clubs in Dallas Texas

This personal list is what I would consider the best of the best. It’s nothing but the real deal when it comes to Dallas strip clubs. I’ve been to more strip clubs in Dallas than any person that you know. I would be willing to be $1,000 on that statement! Having spent over $5,000 over a short period of time, I know which clubs allow you to touch, fuck, and do everything in between. Here’s the nitty gritty…

Better Than Strip Clubs

  1. The Lodge – this is our all-time favorite strip club in Dallas, Texas. It is located on Harry Hines Boulevard and the club itself is truly an authentic gentlemen’s club, to say the least. It has half naked beautiful women prancing around and doing their thing. But our all-time favorite thing about this place is that it has a great ambience as well as incredibly attractive women. Remember, they aren’t sex workers, they are professional dancers that get nude for money. However, almost any girl will fuck for the  right amount of money and the Lodge is no different. The VIP lounge upstairs was modeled after the movie Casablanca. It looks exactly like Rick’s Cabaret. This is a sophisticated joint for those more interested in Frank Sinatra than listening to Lil Wayne. Enjoy the view while smoking a cigar and enjoying a scotch.
  2. The Men’s Club – located in Koreatown, this topless strip club will fill you with food and booze all night long. If Hugh Hefner happens to enter into the strip club business, he would definitely be running this joint. It’s that kind of a club. They have a fantastic wine selection, a cigar room, and they even have their own swimming pool. This isn’t the kind of club to go to if you plan to make it rain. You should go here to enjoy a nice glass of red wine and gorgeous topless females.
  3. Spearmint Rhino – another excellent club located right on Harry Hines Boulevard, they have great food, all the booze you can ever imagine, and this is a completely topless strip club. This is the kind of club to go to if you’re looking to enjoy the atmosphere and also watch sports. They have Beer Bucket Mondays, and if you haven’t been able to figure it out, this is a casual club for the everyday man.
  4. Baby Dolls Salon – this club is also located in Dallas on Harry Hines Boulevard. It is a topless gentlemen’s club that also serves alcohol and food. The name should make it plenty obvious what you’re going to see while you are here. There are many gorgeous baby dolls strutting their stuff. This club is all about glitz and glamour. It isn’t a hole in the wall with a seedy reputation.
  5. Silver City Cabaret – located in Stemmons Corridor, this topless club in the heart of the business district serves food and alcohol. As a matter of fact, it happens to be one of the biggest strip clubs in Texas. They have four stages filled with topless dancers so you’re always going to see beautiful women no matter where you happen to sit.
  6. The Clubhouse – this fully nude strip club is located on Harry Hines Boulevard. They do not sell alcohol but you can bring your own beer. This club was cofounded by Vinnie Paul Abbott of Pantera fame.
  7. PT’s Men’s Club – this club is located in East Dallas. It is fully nude and they serve alcohol and food. It’s a little hard to get to because it’s located in the middle of nowhere near Garland, but it’s definitely an excellent club that you’re going to love.

Visit any of these great strip clubs the next time you’re hanging out in Dallas looking for something to do to pass the time. Whatever you do, never, ever hire any of the girls from Craigslist. Go to a professional club instead or you’ll put yourself at risk of getting into serious legal trouble. The other thing you can do is just use fuckbook or another hookup dating site to just meet someone for sex. Then you don’t have to pay for it either.

Sex Slang Terms You Need To Be Familiar With

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We’ve all done it before. I’m talking about spending hours coming up with creative sex slang terms. These creative terms make talking about sex more fun and they can often lead to having sex if you use them in the proper manner. Since the 1980’s people have been creating slang terms for having sex or aka fucking. I’m here to share a little history lesson with you. You need to know what’s hip and which terms are used today, especially if you’re trying to chat with a girl on a fuckbook website. You can’t date online and not be up to snuff with the sex lingo. Read this to get your head on straight before you go chatting online with that fuck slut down the road.

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The History Of Sex Slang Terms

I tried to keep these in chronological order but didn’t do a very good job. Nevertheless, read up and find out all about these slang bang terms.

Knocking The Boots
This slang term goes back to the early 1980s when all those cowboy movies were popular. You know, the really shitty movies that were only good during the sex scenes. Well, the guys and gals both wore coyboy boots and when they fucked, those boots were knocking! That’s how this term came about!

Let’s “Bone”
The term “bone” is pretty self explanatory. Actually, if you need me to explain this one, then you should probably give up on dating in generally. You guessed it! It’s all about putting the “D” aka bone in the “P” and that’s a wrap.

Humpty Hump
A famous rap group named Digital Underground made this term uber popular. The rapper, Shock G was like a super hero in the bedroom and like Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde, Shock G had Humpty Hump. He would fuck tons of bitches and well, the rest is pretty easy to figure out.

Bumping Uglies
The rap group called House of Pain is responisble for crafting this term. The slang sex term spawned sometime in the 90s. It was actually something that they would rap about quite often. If you weren’t bumping uglies or bumping nasties back in the day then you were a total square.

Getting Jiggy With It
We’ve got another slang term from the 90s that might be the most popular of them all. Will Smith sang a song which was originally referring to just dancing up a storm. However, it’s easy to see how closely it can be related to hooking up. ALl I’m saying is that I’ve never referred to “getting jiggy with it” when dancing.

Get Your Freak On
Missy Elliot was probably the most famous female rapper in the 1990s. She has a song where the corus is nothing but her singing, “get your freak on.” It’s pretty easy to understand what she means by “freak” and if you’re even a little smart you’ll understand she means get your fuck on! Something you should be trying to do with some naughty local girl.

Smang
That’s the smash bang mixer that makes you want to go find someone to fuck right now! Sure it sounds a little different but it’s a term that’s definitely popular. Let’s just say it’s popular enough to be listed in Urban Dictionary. Once that happens, the creator has made it. In this particular case, it was some folks from SNL that coined this term.

Smush
This is a sex slang classic! You remember the smush room form the Jersey Shore show right? Who could forget all the Jersey sluts that spent nights in the smush room. This was perhaps the best part of the entire show and people to this day still talk about “smashing.” I can’t blame them. I love to smash hot girls.

Netflix and Chill
Okay, so this term is used invite someone over to watch a move. The kicker here is that a “Netflix and chill” night basically means watching part of a movie and banging someone. It was once innocent and now it’s just all about the sex. Can’t say that I’m mad either!

Well, those are the sex slang terms that you need to know about. Feel free to use them during your video chats or sexting with girls you meet online. Heck, if you’re in deep enough and you’re with a girl, feel free to ask if she’s down for any of those above. If you rather be more forward, just let her know you want to fuck her.

5 Reasons Why I Love Sexting Girls

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I’ve basically told you why I love just about everything there is that has to do with dating girls online. Having spent thousands of hours meeting girls on fuckbook, I’ve learned what to do on my downtime to increase my chances of getting laid and have some fun as well. The answer is simple: sexting girls 24/7!

I absolutely love sexting girls and I’m going to give you a few solid reasons that’ll make you want to start sending some sext messages yourself. I’ve already given you a bunch of reasons to join a dating site and if you took my advice, you’ll have more girls to sext with!

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Main Reasons I Love Sexting With Local Horny Girls

Here are a few of the main reasons why I truly enjoy sending sext messages to girls throughout the day and into the early morning hours.

It Turns Them On
For starters, girls love sexting. They love getting a sexy message that talks about how badly you want to fuck them or make them cum. Sure, some girls are prudes and won’t like any of that but most of them are pretty damn into it and they get turned on by it. When a girl that I’m chatting with gets turned on, I get turned on!

I Get More Naked Pics
The conversation starts with a little harmless sext messaging but that’s just the beginning. Sooner or later, things begin to escalate and that’s when the nude pics start lighting up my phone. Sometimes I get so many girls sending naked selfies that I have to turn my phone off in public. I shit you not!

Stress Releaser
A harmless game of “sext” is a big stress reliever for me. When I’m talking to a hot girl via smartphone, I end up feeling so relaxed it’s insane. Stress is a killer and if you want to fuck more girls in your lifetime then you need to stay stress-free.

It Often Leads To Hot Videos
Once in a while, girls will decide that they want to send more than just a pic. They are more into the snapchat craze and that leads to video chat! Real time videos are the shit and the conversations can sometimes last for hours!

Ultimately Leads To Hooking Up
This one takes the cake, my friends. Sexting can and most of the time will lead to hooking up. If I had to make an educated guess, I would say that 90% of the conversations that I’ve had end with me in bed sticking my dick in some hot slut. No holds barred right there for ya! As an added bonus I’m going to help you out here. If you want to up your chances of getting laid from sexting, read girls bios and look for locals that are into sls swingers because they are likely more open minded than others.

That right there is enough to make you want to start sending dirty sex texts to any girl that you can. In fact, I’m going to go send some now and you should do the same.

How To Get Road Head On A Sex Date

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Ever gotten road head from a hot girl you met online? It’s not as easy as it sounds but it’s certainly not impossible to accomplish either! I’ve got a confession to make, I get road head all the time and most of the time it’s from a new girl I’ve met on a sex network that wants a shot at being wild. Here’s a quick rundown of how I’ve been so successful at this game of blowjobs by highway.

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Guide To Getting Road Head On A Casual Date

Now, I’m going to share some very important tips that I know will help increase the number of BJs you get in your hip ride. Pay close attention and do exactly as I say because one slip up and you’ve totally blown it! Not in a good way either!

Add It To Your Profile
One thing that girls like is to be the first to do something with a guy. They absolutely love it. When you were younger, don’t you remember how many girls would brag about fucking guys for the first time. The slutty girls loved stealing the virginity from as many guys as they could. The same applies today when it comes to road head.

Here’s what you’re going to do. You are going to mention in your fuck dating profile that you really want to experience what getting road head is like. You want to mention that it’s a thrill that you’ve been wanting to experience for years! That’s the first step.

Check Local Girls Online
Next, you’re going to want to check out the profiles of local girls. See if any of them have mentioned something about giving road head or if they love giving head. These are the types of girls that you want to connect with.

Pick Them Up
Here is where it gets kinda tricky. It would be in your best interest to pick up the girl that you’re going on a casual sex date with. Not because you want to know where she lives but you want to get her in your car!

Drive To The Bar
The next step is to drive to the bar and hopefully, the bar is a decent distance away from your dates house. While you’re at the bar, feed her some drinks and get her talking about crazy things she’s done or wants to do.

Head Home
After you two have had a blast at the bar, ask her if she’s ready to go and once you get in the car you then have only a few minutes to try and turn her on. Kiss her, touch her leg and rub her pussy. Hopefully, she will reciprocate and then I’d mention that you’d love to see what getting road head is like. If she starts jerking you off then you know you are halfway there!

Get Laid
The idea here is to get her to suck your dick without blowing your load. You want to get her to blow you just enough to get her excited enough to want you to pull over to fuck you.

That is the fastest way to get head while driving using an adult dating website. Give it a shot and try to get some. This same technique works for me weekly and it leads to a typical booty call on reserve almost everytime.